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| 0:00 | he's summoning hey hey look it's Ethan I'm Ethan nettle that's either attack |
| 0:14 | sledgehammer vs. watermelon yeah you know it's watermelon time boom I mean |
| 0:20 | like you say versus like it was gonna be like it's a challenge yeah versus is |
| 0:25 | when two people are fighting yeah baby versus Muhammad Ali oh I'd love to see |
| 0:31 | that life hacks oh he's had seeds in it that was his |
| 0:34 | first mistake get a seedless watermelon what's 2019 idiot and he left a |
| 0:39 | toothpick in there he's trying to hurt somebody very badly that's unacceptable |
| 0:45 | I'm sure they'll take this out right no I always say that and then they put it |
| 0:49 | in anyway and I go oh prove me wrong make me look like oh this is going in |
| 0:53 | yes it is Jake are they just making really small like q-tips |
| 0:58 | so this hack is already half way over and I haven't seen one potato and I'm a |
| 1:02 | little upset about yeah oh it's little bits of potato too little tater time |
| 1:10 | I've never been more disappointed you thought it was gonna fire potato you |
| 1:14 | know my dad said son you're doing nothing with your life I'm disappointed |
| 1:18 | in you and even then he was less disappointed than I am right now with |
| 1:21 | that video just some party where you're in for a scare like that it looks like |
| 1:33 | it should be playing music - like it's one of those like music boxes like |
| 1:37 | creepy music yeah is what you see at night in the distance in the field you |
| 1:40 | know oh my god yeah there's like this woodworker that works on a farm right |
| 1:43 | and he made this thing and he's no I gotta destroy these he destroys it but |
| 1:45 | then it's still in his farm the next day just looking at him but the creepy music |
| 1:50 | slime creepy that was not very hidden like that that was not wholesome |
| 1:54 | go home now Oh gonna dream about that tonight yeah you know when you want to |
| 2:00 | give somebody a gift but you don't want to buy anything so you just polish a |
| 2:05 | ball of aluminum foil and tell them it's a fossil or a a rock or something it's |
| 2:12 | already pretty shiny why do you gotta polish it oh wow oh it's gonna be like a |
| 2:15 | cannonbolt we're gonna make him wait he's gonna sand it |
| 2:19 | I don't folks hold on whoa but wait there's whoa wait so he's saying it what |
| 2:23 | happens when you sand it is it just I think it gets more like refined so it's |
| 2:26 | like more smooth is this how they make kinda like baby powder that is nothing |
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