| 0:00 | welcome to America I brought a Four Loco |
| 0:02 | and un Hello Kitty soda it's got alcohol |
| 0:05 | in it this is one of the most American |
| 0:06 | drinks you can have this will fuel an |
| 0:08 | F450 you drink this you'll break up with |
| 0:11 | a girlfriend who already blocked you |
| 0:12 | it's like a Jamba Juice but drugs what |
| 0:15 | are you doing trying to pour one no you |
| 0:17 | don't need to pour it in there nobody do |
| 0:19 | this no oh it's actually gross to see |
| 0:22 | that I I've never seen the inside of one |
| 0:23 | of those you just put it in a brown |
| 0:25 | paper bag it smell like nail polish |
| 0:27 | remover yeah you know it's it's a detox |
| 0:29 | it cleanses your body |
| 0:33 | they smell like domestic abuse this is |
| 0:35 | the actual official sponsor of the Jerry |
| 0:36 | Springer Show you drink one of these and |
| 0:38 | you wake up doing a headstand we know |
| 0:40 | who this can voted for so this what |
| 0:42 | Freedom tastes like |
| 0:45 | yep come to America this is Hello Kitty |
| 0:48 | ramun soda you put it like here and then |
| 0:51 | you |
| 0:54 | slam a mess this the one with the ano |
| 0:57 | beat that's what you get when you lose |
| 0:58 | World War II who knew how Hello Kitty |
| 1:00 | taste this good this is you before crack |
| 1:02 | and this is you after crack this is |
| 1:04 | Japanese Mochi have you had this before |
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