| 0:00 | do you know what dial up is 2004 2002 no |
| 0:04 | [ __ ] all right let me explain dial up |
| 0:07 | right in the old days you wanted to |
| 0:12 | watch the whole family had to get off |
| 0:14 | the |
| 0:15 | phone |
| 0:19 | right stop chatting mom turn to jerk off |
| 0:22 | here you know how you connect to Wi-Fi |
| 0:25 | yeah it's silent |
| 0:30 | when you connect to dialup it makes the |
| 0:32 | most |
| 0:34 | beautiful melodious |
| 0:56 | sound You've Got Mail |
| 1:03 | we're sitting there in found the family |
| 1:04 | computer waiting for it to connect with |
| 1:06 | that big ass CPU on the ground with a |
| 1:09 | big power button on it that we only turn |
| 1:11 | on with a big toe remember |
| 1:13 | that that CPU power buttons never seen a |
| 1:16 | finger on it okay it's always just a big |
| 1:21 | toe and now there's a whole generation |
| 1:23 | of men who can't find the G-Spot because |
| 1:26 | you never did this motion |
| 1:36 | but ladies if you let us use our big |
| 1:38 | toes we will find |
| 1:41 | it we've been training for years we got |
| 1:44 | the muscle memory down up up down down |
| 1:46 | left right ba a start there it is |
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