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| 0:03 | if you are ever at a party I want to |
| 0:05 | impress everyone just become Houdini how |
| 0:08 | do you do this u.s. well just go steal a |
| 0:10 | hair dryer out of the bathroom and then |
| 0:11 | grab that ping-pong ball that they're |
| 0:13 | playing you know that Christian game |
| 0:14 | with and make the ball levitate there |
| 0:16 | you go Wow never seen this before never |
| 0:19 | see it's always twist it's always a no |
| 0:21 | stay with a really yeah well was that a |
| 0:23 | heck no heck I learned that in science |
| 0:27 | class machetes are like cheese the |
| 0:29 | sharper the better so just grab your |
| 0:30 | dad's buffer from the garage and start |
| 0:32 | buffing your machete until he can cut |
| 0:34 | the sharpest of cheddar look it's the |
| 0:35 | Gulag Condor 28 inch overall blade did |
| 0:40 | he really just freak out wonder do you |
| 0:42 | not understand a grinder works like this |
| 0:44 | I open the knife three two you did it |
| 0:47 | early man come on wait for my countdown |
| 0:48 | next time extra crunchy yeah it's peanut |
| 0:50 | butter it doesn't agree ball Tom it's |
| 0:52 | peanut butter doesn't agree ball Tom boy |
| 0:54 | yeah boy yeah there you go very good all |
| 0:58 | right this is good I love that peanut |
| 1:01 | butter this well guys we did it |
| 1:02 | we've got nuts and balls together you |
| 1:04 | happy about that you're welcome now make |
| 1:06 | all the jokes you could ever desire from |
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