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| 0:00 | Uncle Roger just moved to America and |
| 0:01 | I'm running out of money so what better |
| 0:04 | way to make money than to be CEO of my |
| 0:06 | favorite Noodle and Dumpling company |
| 0:09 | MAA just what's so difficult you're not |
| 0:12 | even a good YouTube |
| 0:15 | influencer how hard can being CEO be |
| 0:18 | stop stop |
| 0:20 | stop all CEO do is just meeting every |
| 0:23 | day so welcome to Uncle Roger first spot |
| 0:26 | meeting camera zoom out zoom out here my |
| 0:29 | minion |
| 0:30 | minion say hi say hi here you go Uncle |
| 0:34 | Roger Uncle Ro CEO Roger to you have |
| 0:37 | some respect so I'll start with an |
| 0:39 | update on our performance so as you can |
| 0:41 | see over the last couple of quarters |
| 0:43 | dumplings sold have grown consistently |
| 0:45 | the one thing I did have to mention for |
| 0:47 | you is you see this uh flat couple |
| 0:50 | quarters here that was last year when |
| 0:51 | you came to our facility what happened |
| 0:53 | there |
| 0:56 | MSG nice this chart look good by |
| 0:59 | business all about feeling don't ever |
| 1:01 | display chart to Uncle Roger a meeting |
| 1:03 | ever again otherwise you're going to get |
| 1:04 | fired what have customer been saying |
| 1:06 | about MAA need a wedgie dumpling ha |
| 1:10 | Uncle rer glad you're ignoring these |
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