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| 0:00 | Breaking news today out of the NFL. |
| 0:02 | Let's go live to the press conference. |
| 0:05 | Today marks an historic first. |
| 0:08 | The NFL is now under the ownership of one individualā¦ |
| 0:13 | Jimmy Donaldson, MrBeast. |
| 0:17 | - Thank you! - Congratulations. |
| 0:19 | Everybody, that is right. I officially own the NFL. |
| 0:23 | And I think it's time for some changes. |
| 0:25 | So, for my very first change, |
| 0:27 | we are gonna be changing the rosters from 53 players to 54, |
| 0:33 | and giving that new roster spot to a YouTuber! |
| 0:37 | No Jimmy, we can't. |
| 0:38 | Well, I already did. |
| 0:40 | Jimmy, we got the Cowboys! |
| 0:43 | There's only one spot. |
| 0:46 | Alright, boys. First one to pop the balloon makes it on the team. |
| 0:49 | In 3, 2, 1ā¦ |
| 0:55 | These are the best athletes on Earth, Jimmy. |
| 0:58 | This could get sketchy. |
| 0:59 | Yeah no, we already signed Sketch. We're good. |
| 1:05 | Let's go Texans! Cāmon baby! |
| 1:06 | It's our year! Letās go! |
| 1:08 | Jimmy, we didn't talk about this! |
| 1:10 | Oh, I really need to answer this, but-- Just signed Dude Perfect to the Cowboys! |
| 1:15 | How's it going? I own the NFL now, what do you need? |
| 1:18 | Jimmy, dibs on the Vikings! |
| 1:19 | Skol Vikings, letās win this game! Skol Vikings, honor your name! |
| 1:23 | Alright, yeah. Youāve got the Vikings. Talk to you later. |
| 1:25 | Put her on. |
| 1:26 | Yo Jimmy hey. I gotta rep for my hometown. Put me down for the Rams. |
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