| 0:00 | MSG for talk. |
| 0:03 | Come eat it. Eat it. Okay. Gee, go in. |
| 0:06 | Nice. Cooking fire rice on a hot plate. |
| 0:09 | Where the sizzling? No sizzling sound. |
| 0:14 | Egg. Nice. You can hear sizzling now. |
| 0:17 | Rice go in. Do you guys like rice? |
| 0:21 | What? Cilantro. Your owner going crazy. |
| 0:26 | MSG for dog. |
| 0:30 | Come eat it. Eat it. This is the first |
| 0:31 | time Uncle Roger see dog doing white |
| 0:33 | powder. Absolute vodka. Oh no. Turning |
| 0:37 | you into alcoholic. |
| 0:39 | The rice going to burn for help you in |
| 0:41 | the middle of fire rice. You turn into |
| 0:43 | bartender. |
| 0:45 | Oh yo. Cheers. Don't drink yet. You're |
| 0:48 | so rude. Drink from mine. Hia. |
| 0:52 | Drink from your own. You're so dirty |
| 0:54 | now. full of dog slide. Uncle what you |
| 0:56 | going to drink from it like how the dog |
| 0:58 | drink? |
| 0:59 | What you not the dog think? I'm one of |
| 1:02 | them. No chili jam. Hi. |
| 1:06 | Your owner is Jamie Oliver fanboy. Ew. |
| 1:11 | I'm just so upset. I have to put my leg |
| 1:13 | down on the floor. Ha. Don't eat that. |
| 1:16 | The fire rice terrible. Now plating. |
| 1:18 | Plating bone appetite. How you want me |
| 1:20 | to eat like them? Ha. Give me spoon. |
| 1:28 | Fo, they finished the whole thing. Nice. |
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