In 2024, Uncle Roger's touring Delhi, Dubai and Taipei only. Tickets here: https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-nigel-ng-1322783 Uncle Roger's favorite noodles and dumplings (US only): https://eatmila.com/pages/uncleroger 💰 Support me so I can keep making weejios for you! Merch: https://unclerogermerch.com/ Channel membership: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVjlpEjEY9GpksqbEesJnNA/join Shoutouts: https://www.cameo.com/mrnigelng --- Uncle Roger is the creation of comedian Nigel Ng. Follow...
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| 0:01 | money Aku how much money you |
| 0:03 | got you do well any single women out |
| 0:07 | there any single women out |
| 0:10 | there how we doing La how we |
| 0:13 | doing good good okay bunch of orange |
| 0:16 | polos give me a cheer orange polos look |
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| 0:19 | that two virgins over there nice nice |
| 0:23 | yeah let's dress up as the character he |
| 0:25 | plays online and go to his |
| 0:28 | show guys sing you guys single of course |
| 0:33 | see who are you guys friends Brothers |
| 0:36 | what is this DND |
| 0:40 | group Yu-Gi-Oh card trading |
| 0:44 | partner Settlers of Katan |
| 0:47 | leaderboard just thinking of geeky [ __ ] |
| 0:50 | what else what else Sudoku |
| 0:55 | connoisseur all right all right who's |
| 0:57 | the old Elder one of the group nice okay |
| 0:59 | what's your name hey man Aku nice to |
| 1:01 | meet you Aku this your |
| 1:03 | friend Aku and Brandon okay how do you |
| 1:06 | guys know each other Aku and Brandon |
| 1:08 | music and Friends music and friends the |
| 1:11 | [ __ ] does that mean bro why you play |
| 1:14 | Spotify out loud at the bus stop and |
| 1:20 | then oh you're friends you go to a lot |
| 1:22 | of concerts okay I you single who are |
| 1:24 | you into men women children who are you |
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