I talk about the worst gig I had at a prominent British seaside resort. Recorded back during normal times (god I can barely remember what it's like) 🎥Follow me on my socials for more content: https://www.instagram.com/mrnigelng/ https://twitter.com/MrNigelNg https://www.tiktok.com/@mrnigelng 🌎If you want me to tour your area, put your city in here: http://bit.ly/nigelngmail #standup #mrnigelng
| 0:00 | I thought some stereotypes about you |
| 0:02 | guys too you know lived in Britain for a |
| 0:04 | while I learned that would you guys go |
| 0:06 | abroad on holiday you guys behave like |
| 0:09 | dicks do you know that about yourselves |
| 0:13 | I don't think it's accurate because have |
| 0:17 | you ever been to a Butlins you are dicks |
| 0:22 | domestically too it's not a geography |
| 0:25 | problem here right we all know Butlins |
| 0:28 | right give me a chair holy [ __ ] it's |
| 0:33 | part of British culture I wish I never |
| 0:34 | learned at the worst gig of my life |
| 0:36 | there last year you know wait what pasta |
| 0:39 | where the spoons at 2:00 in the |
| 0:40 | afternoon imagine of all those people |
| 0:42 | went to a resort just alcoholics in |
| 0:48 | sandals you wanna see third-world people |
| 0:53 | in the first world country Butlins |
| 0:54 | that's where you go to watch a Jeremy |
| 0:58 | Kyle show by the beach it's like a white |
| 1:02 | only refugee camp we got to deport those |
| 1:07 | Butlins people send them all to |
| 1:09 | Australia again yeah nobody outside UK |
| 1:18 | those Butlins you know max you know |
| 1:20 | Butlins know right it's a very British |
| 1:22 | thing I'm the only one who knows there |
| 1:25 | is no Italian guy out there going oh |
| 1:27 | Fabio I'm gonna try something different |
| 1:30 | Butlins mine head |
| 1:34 | and the horse Britain's best kept secret |
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