Asians don't give a damn about your feelings... This was recorded at Joke Factory Publika. Go check them out if you’re in KL! I'm a Malaysian standup comedian based in the UK. 🔴Subscribe for more comedy videos: https://www.youtube.com/mrnigelng?sub_confirmation=1 🎥Follow me on my socials for more content: https://www.instagram.com/mrnigelng/ https://twitter.com/MrNigelNg https://www.tiktok.com/@mrnigelng 🎙I also host Rice To Meet You, a comedy podcast about Asian culture: https://apple....
| 0:00 | how old you think I was geez |
| 0:19 | hello joke factory Wow happy to be here |
| 0:25 | thank you for coming out I appreciate it |
| 0:27 | Michelle happy birthday nice can't |
| 0:32 | [ __ ] you're turning so how much do |
| 0:34 | you weigh no one answer that |
| 0:41 | I'll ask him then alright what you're |
| 0:45 | not gonna hear that you want to get |
| 0:46 | blown tonight don't you knock off 10 |
| 0:51 | kilos live right what piece fees how |
| 0:56 | long have you guys been together you |
| 0:56 | guys together right all right nice no |
| 1:00 | but it's an affair Michelle what's your |
| 1:05 | name Michelle's guy Jeff Jeff and |
| 1:08 | Michelle how long how long have you guys |
| 1:09 | been together eight years marry dating |
| 1:25 | what why would you point at him what's |
| 1:28 | happening it's about - well way to ruin |
| 1:33 | the surprise for her |
| 1:36 | yeah propose already |
| 1:38 | oh nice how - Bo's Vijaya Lao resort |
| 1:44 | Pangkor Laut where's that my parents go |
| 1:50 | to badger every year it's [ __ ] [ __ ] |
| 1:55 | not this place nice was it nice Michele |
| 2:00 | did you say yes if you said no I didn't |
| 2:10 | so try again Jeff how'd you guys meet at |
| 2:16 | work okay what did you do prostitute |
| 2:33 | relax don't heckle your friends ex boss |
| 2:42 | but get to you man what's your ex-boss |
| 2:46 | filming use is that why you had to leave |
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