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| 0:00 | good who has been to Asia give me a |
| 0:01 | chair yes of course you need to go |
| 0:04 | you're supposed to report back once a |
| 0:06 | year you know that's our responsibility |
| 0:08 | so our government knows what white |
| 0:10 | people are getting up to right yeah are |
| 0:12 | you British born BBC become one of them |
| 0:17 | oh it's okay don't say like that don't |
| 0:21 | hate yourself |
| 0:22 | what is his cell feature I am better |
| 0:23 | than you but don't hate yes BBC's |
| 0:28 | British born Chinese by the way it's not |
| 0:30 | big black hawk all right then we got |
| 0:33 | some porn fancy can be both yeah that's |
| 0:40 | the most nice genre of porn you know |
| 0:45 | agents and big black [ __ ] yeah that's |
| 0:50 | the new craze of plastic surgery in |
| 0:51 | Korea now change the colour yes then |
| 0:57 | I'll keep the line the length is fine |
| 0:58 | that's the colour needs some good spray |
| 1:02 | tan on it you know make sure it's good |
| 1:05 | spray tan the white orange [ __ ] all |
| 1:07 | right I got a sexy-looking on a spray |
| 1:13 | tan you lieutenant right and only ten |
| 1:15 | when you have a boner by the way |
| 1:16 | otherwise you know you're not gonna tan |
| 1:19 | fully I'm getting much into the |
| 1:22 | specifics now padding or dick is that a |
| 1:28 | thing people probably probably do that |
| 1:31 | right porn stars probably have to do it |
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