0:00	most people would try to charge you
0:02	thousands of dollars for what I'm about
0:04	to teach you I mean I'm pretty much
0:06	showing you how to survive the zombie
0:07	apocalypse but I'm going to show you for
0:09	free this is exactly what I'm going to
0:10	do when the zombie apocalypse happens so
0:13	this is me I'm located in North Carolina
0:15	that's relevant to you because you know
0:16	I have a bunch of rednecks where I live
0:18	so I'm going to have plenty of firearms
0:19	and just you know adjust your plan
0:21	according to where you live um so in the
0:24	end we're going to end up in Hawaii and
0:25	I'll show you how so this is me so let's
0:28	move on real quick to my five steps
0:30	these are my five steps to survival
0:32	going to raid my school's cafeteria
0:33	we're going to hide in the desert for a
0:34	year you know let Society calm down let
0:36	all the weak die off actually let
0:38	majority of the people die off then
0:39	we're going to come out we're going to
0:40	travel to the West Coast we're going to
0:42	find a boat and we're going to conquer
0:43	Hawaii those are my five steps for
0:45	survival I'm about to show you how it's
0:47	going to happen and what happened to my
0:49	legs we're just going to go back down
0:51	there all right so like I said step one

How I Will Survive The Zombie Apocalypse!

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